Imperial Euphemism Replace

Replaces journalistic and governmental euphemisms with the phrase 'unevenly distributed chaos

The Imperial Euphemism Replace Chrome Extension looks on loading websites for approximately 100 journalistic and governmental euphemisms for war, death, destruction and replaces them with the text phrase 'unevenly distributed chaos' Why? Because: as an "unnamed Administration official" once told us: "That's not the way the world really works anymore," he continued. "We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judiciously, as you will -- we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors... and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do." Watch the rhetoric, We define the reality, not them.