Brian Bot

Brian Bot sits in the corner of every webpage you visit, ready to create chaos.

🤖 MEET BRIAN BOT — THE BROWSER COMPANION YOU NEVER ASKED FOR Brian Bot sits in the bottom right corner of EVERY webpage you visit, ready to roast you, hype you up, sing at you, and create the most crazy chaos you've ever heard. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🔥 WHAT BRIAN DOES ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎤 SINGS at you with looping audio and swaying animations 💬 DROPS signature Brian slang including: • "pathetic" • "no sh*t" • "shameless makes you fearless" • "rosco f**k off" • and many more certified Brian bars 🔥 ROASTS you on command with brutal one-liners 🥹 COMPLIMENTS you (reluctantly) 🧠 DROPS fake Brian facts about life ⭐ RATES every website you visit like only Brian can 😤 REACTS when you scroll too fast 👋 WELCOMES you back when you switch tabs 💀 GETS bored and calls you out after 30 seconds of inactivity ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 😎 BRIAN'S PERSONALITY ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Brian has a MOOD system that changes based on how you interact with him. Compliment him and he vibes. Ignore him and he gets cooked. Brian also has a full set of animations: • Shaking when he's heated • Bouncing when he's happy • Singing sway when the music hits • Spinning when Rosco is mentioned • Idle wiggle when he's just existing ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🌙 FEATURES ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ✅ Works on every website ✅ Dark mode support ✅ Click Brian to open his menu ✅ Easter eggs on repeated clicking ✅ Random singing every few minutes ✅ Scroll speed reactions ✅ Mood decay over time ✅ Can be dismissed (temporarily, he'll be back) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ⚠️ DISCLAIMER ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Brian Bot contains mild language consistent with casual internet slang. Recommended for ages 15+. Brian's opinions on your websites are his own. We are not responsible for any emotional damage caused by Brian calling you pathetic. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Made with chaotic energy and zero chill. Install Brian Bot. You won't regret it. (you might regret it)